Creepy toy win

New cocktail

AirplaneGirl threw down the gauntlet when I mentioned I wanted to make a new cocktail. She suggested muddled green zebra tomato as a ingredient. Here's the best I could come up with:
Ingredients:

• 1 green zebra tomato
• 1 oz. vodka (I used celery-peppercorn from Modern Spirits)
• 1 oz. dry vermouth (I used Cinzano Bianco)
• a dash of sherry

Muddle the tomato, add ice, then the liquor. Mix.

I hope this is a poor translation.

CSPAN

This is kind of awesome. I'm watching CSPAN and there are literally
two senators there. Two. And one of them is ranting. He's said
American like twelve times.

Now the other guy is talking. They're both from Texas, and neither of
them is even moderately good at public speaking.

That pretty much sums it up...